Halloween Porch Decor Tile — Not So Scary

Halloween can be fun without the fright, and this one says so in big bold letters.

This Halloween porch decor tile spells out “It's Really Not So Scary” in bold black type on a lime green background, laser cut from Baltic Birch, hand-painted, and sealed for indoor or outdoor use.

🩷 “It's Really Not So Scary” bold word art on lime green
🩷 Laser-cut Baltic Birch, hand-painted by hand
🩷 UV-sealed for lasting color, indoors or out
🩷 Fits all Millie & Co. interchangeable ladders and frames
🩷 Small-batch Halloween drop, once it sells out it may not come back

Michaela runs the design and the laser cutter, Cindie runs the paintbrush, and together they keep the whole thing going out of Central Florida.

Please allow up to 10 business days for processing (ready-to-ship pieces may move faster). Tracking goes out as soon as your order ships. You can also see our full shipping policy here.

Not the right fit? That's okay, just reach out to us within 14 days to start a return. Items need to be unused and in their original packaging, and return shipping is the customer's responsibility. Arrived wrong or damaged? Let us know right away so we can start the process of making it right. Custom or personalized pieces are made just for you, so those are final sale unless there's a problem with the order itself. You can find our full return policy here.

FAQs About the Not So Scary Halloween Porch Decor Tile

What size is it, and will it fit my other ladder or frame?
Tiles are 10 in x 10 in and made to fit any Millie & Co. ladder or frame, so it'll swap right into whatever you already have. Tiles use a magnet system, so you'll feel a little snap when it locks into place.

Will it hold up outside?
Yes. Every laser-cut tile is painted with UV-protected paint, built to handle real weather, not just a shelf.

What is it made of?
Tiles are cut from Baltic Birch, hand-painted, and sealed for outdoor use. Ladders and frames are cut from pine, hand-stained, and sealed the same way.

How easy is it to swap in and out?
Super easy, no tools needed. Simply push the old tile out and pop the new tile into place.

All the fun, none of the frights.